Work funny Christmas sayings into your Christmas ... Comparing your friends to fruit cakes or Christmas lights is guaranteed ...

Share these funny holiday quotes with your friends ... lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights." — Maya Angelou 4. "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the ...

Or perhaps there’s a more primal reason; our need for light and cheer in the cold ... here’s our selection of some of the best (and worst) Christmas jokes ever… "One that’s deep-pan ...