We all know that cooties aren’t real. (Besides, we’ve all been vaccinated sufficiently as kids, so we’re safe.) But if they were real, what disease would cooties be? Well, let’s look at the ...

Young boys have teased girls for having "cooties" for years. The idea of the fictional childhood disease gets a whole new meaning in the new movie "Cooties," where if you have it, you resemble a ...

Kids. They're the worst. Correction: Chicken nugget-scarfing kid zombies are the worst. In the exclusive trailer for the horror-comedy Cooties, contagious undead children quickly become enemy No. 1 at ...

Newton Blog takes a serious look... at cooties. "I'm sorry, Mrs. Peabody. I've never seen a child this infected; I'm not sure there's anything that I can do." "But doctor, you must do something!" ...

You may have already heard that Elijah Wood was starring in a little zombie movie called Cooties — but trust me, you know nothing until you see this. On Wednesday, the first trailer for Cooties ...

You are what they eat. Lionsgate Premiere has debuted a trailer for the Sundance midnight film Cooties, about an elementary school full kids that gets transformed into zombies. Only the teachers can't ...

People straight up react badly when you kill kids. Our hero is depressed wannabe writer Clint (Elijah Wood), who has returned to his tiny hometown of Fort Chicken after failing to make it in the Big ...

Circle, circle, dot, dot … A schoolyard full of anklebiters develops a genuine taste for flesh in “Cooties,” an irreverent, off-color zom-com that seizes on the scourge of playgrounds everywhere when ...