Brian Schottenheimer is doing his best to stay focused on the game-wrecking impact the 26-year-old can have on the gridiron. Parsons has totaled 52.5 sacks and 63 tackles for loss in just 63 games. Hopefully, everyone involved can manage to get some sleep amid this Texas-sized headache.

This is hardly Jerry Jones’ first rodeo. Throughout his 36-year ownership of the Dallas Cowboys, Jones has dug in during drawn-out contract negotiations with star players from Emmitt Smith to Dak