Cult initiation costs only $39 a jar (spoon not included). Ah, the duality of life: hilarious in a screenshot, horrifying in your inbox.

I'll take "European Geography" for $200, please. When Ghostface said, "I wanna play a game," he actually meant he wanted to take this quiz. Lights! Camera! Action!!! I'd like to use a lifeline, please ...

Turns out no one really likes playing James Bond. Can you imagine how different the world would be if Nicole Kidman or Gwen Stefani were in Mr. & Mrs. Smith? Thank GOD Eddie Murphy's back. Just look ...

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