What a difference an election makes! DXY is in free fall. EUR surging. AUD follows EUR and is threatening a 2025 breakout. Concrete boots are stable. Gold is in heaven. Nobody needs an oil rally.

Weird things happen. At 2 o’clock in the morning on Easter Sunday a mate at the BBC beams me a question.  “Haven’t your mates been saying this for years?’ seconds before another Youtube video link is ...