The real thing I’m waiting for? Whatever incomprehensibly awkward interaction Usha will have with Melania in the next few years. Nothing but two wives who absolutely do not want to be here! If Mark Burnett really wanted to strike reality television gold one more time with the Trump family, he’d pitch NBC on an Usha/Melania Simple Life spinoff.

Usha Chilukuri Vance, the wife of Middletown native and Vice President JD Vance, made history Monday. With her husband serving alongside President Donald Trump, Usha Vance became the first Indian American second lady in the White House. She is also the first Hindu second lady.