Middlesex bowl Glamorgan out for 199, captain Toby Roland-Jones leading the way, before the hosts reach 63-0 in reply.

Only Simon Harmer's innings lasted more than 47 balls and 68 minutes - his obdurate 77-ball 28 spanned nearly two hours - as no one got to grips with a hybrid pitch that had plenty of grass on it and ...

Dissolving really well, it wasn’t thick at all, and despite the provocative name, unicorn piss tasted a bit like drinking Skittles-flavoured water ... like a boiled sweet than anything from a fruit ...